By Nathan Allen

Being an American who has lived all around the country for 3 years, I’ve heard “Hey Joe” hundreds of times.  More recently, I noticed that tourism has started picking up. I began to see more and more white expats and travelers in the Philippines – most of which are actually not American. Let me tell you, they don’t always like being mistaken for Americans.

They’re Not All Americans

When I explained this to a taxi driver I befriended in Legazpi, he told me a story about Honda motorbikes. He said that back in the 70s and 80s, everybody in the Philippines wanted to have a Honda, because the quality was so good. A bit like “Xerox” becoming synonymous with “copy machine”, soon, “Honda” became the slang word for “motorbike”. Everybody just started calling their motorbike their Honda, regardless of if it was actually the brand Honda or not.

I was a bit confused by this story, because it almost seemed like he was saying that Americans were the “best brand” of white people. Haha…well, I don’t think British, Australians, and Dutch people would appreciate that much. Essentially, I guess he was saying that “Joe” is just a friendly term used to address any white guy.

I’m wondering if perhaps it shouldn’t be.

To me, it’s hard to argue that the word “Joe” should be used for all white guys. Given its roots, it is in fact a very American word. Personally, I don’t mind it at all…but then again, I’m from the U.S. If I was British, German, or Russian, honestly, I might take offense to it. I love my country, but it is not perfect, and does not always have the best reputation out in the world. That’s what I want my Filipino friends to realize. I know that some foreigners are bothered by the expression, because they’ve told me firsthand.

Imagine if Filipinos went to Russia, and everywhere they went, Russians yelled out some nickname that’s specifically used for Chinese people. Russians might not mean it in a bad way, but I don’t think that Filipinos would like being constantly mistaken for Chinese people.

Yes, I understand that throughout the last century, when Filipinos would see a very light-skinned foreigner, 99% of the time it was an American. However, due to globalization and a rapid boost in tourist arrivals, there are now light-skinned foreigners visiting the Philippines from many parts of the globe. I would guess that now, these “Joes” are only American 50% of the time–or less.

American = White? Not So Much…

One other thing. I noticed that some Filipinos seem to equate being American with being white. Quite a few even mentioned how I am part of the American race. It’s no wonder “Hey Joe” has persisted so long, if people believe that “American” is an actual race.

This is something I would like to clear up. These days, America is massively diverse. That is one of my favorite things about America, actually. In California, I grew up with kids from every part of the globe, including the Philippines. We are all very much American.

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I know that Filipinos are generally a very warm and welcoming bunch. There is a lot of social etiquette, with emphasis on manners and politeness. That’s why I thought it would be good to give some perspective on how “Hey Joe” may no longer be socially relevant. In fact, in the future (and especially if Trump becomes President), some people might be downright offended by it.

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IS THE PHILIPPINES REALLY THAT BEAUTIFUL?

You may think that what I capture in my travel blog is nothing like the real Philippines – what the world sees on the news…the poverty, the despair, the suffering. Well to an extent, this is true.

However, now that I have some better perspective, I believe the media just exaggerates the worst side of things. Sure, many Filipinos don’t have money, but that doesn’t stop them from enjoying their lives.  Somehow, people in the west can’t get used to the idea that Filipinos could actually be happy.

Anyway, I’ve had requests for an honest, in depth look at Philippine culture – both the good and the bad. After one year living in the Philippines (in the north and the south), here are my thoughts:

Poverty

Yes, there is a lot of poverty. So much poverty. I have really been smacked in the face with it, now that I’m finally leaving. I tend to make the most of wherever I am; to overlook the bad and only see the good in every situation – or at least try to. If you’re a westerner traveling through the poorer parts of the Philippines, this is kind of a necessity.

However, now I think I am seeing things a bit more clearly, because my “coping mechanism” is allowing me to (basically because I am leaving). This is a tiny country with over 97 MILLION people in it. The lack of education and the Catholic Church’s stance on birth control doesn’t seem to have helped the situation here.

WEALTH AND HAPPINESS – BIG CITIES VS. THE PROVINCES

Still, I believe nonprofit organizations don’t always portray life in the Philippines accurately (unfortunately, there’s money to be made from sensationalizing the situation). I have noticed a huge distinction between the heartbreaking “culture of poverty” in big cities like Cebu and Manila, and what I experienced in the provinces.

You see, very few people in the villages have money – but they are happy. They own very little, but they don’t seem to want for more.

I believe “poverty” is in the wanting, the longing for things one doesn’t have.

A Filipino Family in the Provinces Can Live a Rich, Full Life – Regardless of Money

The family I stayed with in El Nido is a good example of this. They have each other, their faith, their friends, and plenty of food they can farm from the sea. A Filipino family like this lives simply, but again, they are happy. From my perspective, this simplicity can teach valuable lessons.  It illustrates how, in some cases, poverty is just a state of mind.

ECONOMIC GROWTH – AND THE REPERCUSSIONS

THE OTHER SIDE OF THE COIN

There is money in this country…it’s just that it’s almost all in the hands of only a few families (dynasties). It’s very similar to the U.S. in this respect, though the disparity here is much greater.

“He never imagined the Philippines looked like this.”

Manila and Cebu are rapidly becoming booming, high tech cities. My brother was shocked to see this photo I took of the Makati, Manila skyline. He never imagined living in the Philippines could be like this. If you have the means, you can easily spend hundreds of dollars on a fancy dinner in an upscale restaurant.

Consumerism – Creating a “Mall Culture”?

This is one of two negative aspects of U.S. “culture” that I fear have been exported to the Philippines – especially in Manila and Cebu. However, I suppose they are responsible for economic growth here. While it has a few nice tourist attractions such as Intramuros and Rizal Park, to many foreigners, Manila is just one giant shopping mall.

It’s one of the main things people DO in Manila. They just go to the mall.

For the sake of “fitting in” and looking fabulous, they might spend a good chunk of their income on Frappuccinos and a pair of designer jeans. Then take a jeepney (public transportation) back home to the slums in some cases – with barely a roof over their head. Again, this is the “culture of poverty”, and I think it’s a byproduct of U.S. style consumerism.

Fast Food – Has it Become Part of  Philippine Culture?

American fast food chains like McDonald’s, Wendy’s, Pizza Hut, and Dunkin’ Donuts are EVERYWHERE – and when you look at the average income here, you realize that these places are not exactly cheap. They are very unhealthy of course, and are ironically considered somewhat of a “luxury” by many.

I worry about the amount of soda many people drink as well. It is such a common thing for a Filipino family to drink soda with each meal, and in a country where people don’t always have access to dentists or health care (for sugar related conditions like diabetes), it concerns me.

IT’S MORE FUN….OUTSIDE OF MANILA

*Just so you know, if you’ve only been to Manila, you haven’t really been to the Philippines. Pretty much all western tourists agree that once they got out of Manila they began to really love the country. To be fair, it could be that Manila is not “exotic” enough for tourists who are looking for a real change of pace from their normal city lives.

Speaking of pace, in the Philippines, it’s slow. This is island life. In Manila specifically, the traffic and crowds are infuriating. You could spend an hour in line at the grocery store, after you spent 2 hours in traffic just to get there.

(Still, many expats living in the Philippines prefer to stay in Manila. Sleepy island life is great for a week or two, but the city has much more nightlife and things to do.)

If you’re interested, I spent a lot of time doing Manila Street Photography – check it out!

I guess I had this idea of what a major city is “supposed” to be like, and that notion must be thrown out the window when it comes to Manila. However, once you get out to the islands (AKA paradise), you’ll find that the slow pace is just right.

Manila Has Preserved a Sense of Community on a MASSIVE Scale…

To me, Manila is essentially a giant version of a Filipino barangay, or neighborhood – and in this sense it’s quite impressive. I don’t know of any other major city in the world that has preserved a sense of community on such a massive scale. It’s a testament to the incredibly social Philippine culture, which I’ll touch on later.

Contradictions

A “GOD FEARING” COUNTRY

When I first arrived in the Philippines, the religiosity was overwhelming. I say this coming from a place like San Francisco in California, and Europeans certainly agree with me on this one. There are even churches in shopping malls in the Philippines. I remember being shocked to read a prominent sign in an elementary school that read: “We are a God fearing school”.

Such a bold religious statement, displayed in a public school – this was so fascinating to me! Europeans think the U.S. is overly religious, but it’s nothing compared to here.

However, as time has gone by, I have come to appreciate and embrace the “church culture” here. I see the good that it does people, and I now frequently use quiet chapels here to reflect and go over all the things I am very grateful for – as often as possible.

SINNING

What’s fascinating to me are all the contradictions, given that it is one of the most religious countries in the world. Gambling, drinking, and men with mistresses seem to be common, and this certainly goes against traditional god fearing Filipino beliefs. I remember reading a book about Philippine culture…it stated that a man with a mistress is not only accepted, it’s almost even encouraged.

It’s a sign of machismo.

From what I observed while living in the Philippines, it did seem to be true. Things appear to be changing with the younger generations, though.

GAY LIFESTYLES

The other interesting thing is the bakla (gay) culture here. It’s quite prevalent, and on the surface, seems to be very accepted. There are countless gay stars and celebrities. Almost every Filipino family seems to have at least one openly gay relative. That’s why it’s surprising there are so many Filipinos that seem to be gay, but are not open about it.

Is it the church’s influence? For such a tolerant country with a widely accepted gay population, it’s an interesting contradiction. For a bit of background, I grew up in the (gay friendly) state of California.

Philippine Culture

Filipino Beliefs and Folklore

While living in the Philippines, I began to hear some strange and fascinating stories…

The vast majority of people in the Philippines are Catholic, yet many Filipino beliefs include horrific, non Christian creatures.

Aswang

The most famous is the aswang, which is a shape shifting woman with her entrails hanging out (she can separate at the torso and fly). She waits on the roof until a pregnant woman falls asleep, then feeds off her unborn fetus. She also preys on small children, with a specific taste for liver. I’m not making this up!

Kapre

Other Filipino beliefs include the kapre, which is a cigar smoking giant that hides in trees and takes control of small children playing at night. The only way the child can regain control is to turn his clothes inside out.

I wonder where all these stories comes from…did the Spanish inject this folklore into Philippine culture, or are these uniquely Filipino beliefs? There is little doubt that a belief in these creatures goes against the teachings of the Catholic Church.

Fear – In Many Forms

Parents use these stories to keep their kids well behaved. That’s ironic, because many parents seem to believe these stories as well.

While living in the Philippines, locals always told me to be extra careful when going places. Many seemed to fear weather, criminals, and superstitions quite a bit. In the past, the church definitely used fear as a tool, and this brand of “old school” Catholicism does seem to be alive and well here in the Philippines. Just like in the U.S., news programs here can also be quite negative, dramatic, and even unethical at times.

Geography’s Role

However, I think geography may play a part as well. The country is comprised of over 7,000 islands, so different groups were usually isolated from each other. It’s human nature to fear the unknown, and traditionally, a Filipino family sticks together and has little need to travel.

(I met countless people in the provinces who had the time and money, but never made the 30 minute journey to the next village – in 50 years of life!)

I’ll touch on this later, but there’s not just one Filipino language…the evolution of several languages (and over 120 dialects) here is another testament to the “isolated island” theory.

Of course, one more explanation is the real and constant threat of typhoons, earthquakes, and weather related catastrophes in general.

* With a growing economy and the success of the “It’s More Fun In The Philippines” tourism campaign, more Filipinos are now starting to branch out and explore their country (and the rest of the world). I think this is great!

FOREIGNERS LIVING IN THE PHILIPPINES – AND THEIR SAFETY

Again, as an expat, locals are always especially concerned for my safety. The irony is that I think it’s more dangerous for Filipinos than it is for expats! I’ve walked alone through many areas of Manila and Cebu at night. It could be that I’m not an easy target, but usually people just smile and yell out “Hey Joe!”. Perhaps they’re so surprised that they end up forgetting to mug me…Haha.

I suppose the language barrier might intimidate criminals, or they just don’t know how a foreigner will react to being robbed (they don’t want to risk us fighting back?).

Not sure, but living in the Philippines is much safer than I imagined. In all this time I have never had a problem. As for my Filipino friends, I’ve heard stories of armed robbery, shootings…etc. It does happen, I’m just saying that if you are a foreigner (at least one my size?), the risk is not as high as people might have you believe. Just like in the U.S., the perceived risk seems to be much greater than the actual risk.

* “Joe” is the nickname given to American soldiers, as in “G.I. Joe” – from the war days.

FILIPINO PRIDE?

When I headed down south to Cebu and the Visayas, I was shocked that people weren’t impressed with the bit of Tagalog I knew. I say this because in Manila, people were flattered that I could speak ANY Tagalog…I guess I got used to it. In Cebu, this wasn’t the case…AND they demanded to know why I couldn’t already speak Bisaya – their own regional language! Haha.

Honestly, at first I found them kind of rude…but soon began to appreciate their direct communication and sense of pride. I really came to love the people and culture down there.

Some Bisaya people don’t like Tagalog because they believe that the majority of people in the Philippines speak Bisaya. They think it should have been chosen as the national language instead of Tagalog. Unfortunately they are also looked down on by many people in Manila.

Honestly, at first I found them kind of rude…but soon began to appreciate their direct communication and sense of pride. I really came to love the people and culture down there.

Some Bisaya people don’t like Tagalog because they believe that the majority of people in the Philippines speak Bisaya. They think it should have been chosen as the national language instead of Tagalog. Unfortunately they are also looked down on by many people in Manila.

Cebuanos Prefer English

If somebody from Manila visits the Visayas and speaks to the locals in Tagalog, the locals will answer back in English, even though they can speak Tagalog well (they must learn it in school). Again, the point is I love this sense of pride that Bisaya people have in their language, culture, and food…up north it seems to be more watered down – more “western worshiping”.

There were times when I almost seemed to embarrass people in Manila by speaking their own language (Tagalog). It was as if they were ashamed of it. I don’t mean to promote regionalism here – it’s just that Filipinos have so much wonderful culture and heritage, and I would love to see all Filipinos celebrate and take pride in it.

Filipino Language

Speaking of which, I was shocked to realize there are so many languages in the Philippines! Many people outside the country think there’s only one. Not only that, but there are over 120 dialects as well! This is quite amazing, because schools nationwide teach the national Filipino language (known as Tagalog), along with English…

However, when you consider that people speak their own regional language as well, it means that almost everybody outside of Manila speaks 3 different languages. Sometimes more, if one parent is from yet another region! Impressive. Most Americans are lucky if they can speak 2 languages (including their own).

What Do I Love About Philippine Culture?

• Wonderful People – Over 7,000 islands full of the the world’s most soulful, genuine, hospitable and HAPPY individuals.
• Karaoke / Videoke – I’m pretty sure every Filipino is born with a mic in their hand, singing an Air Supply song. 
• Family Oriented Culture – A Filipino Family has a strong bond. Living in the Philippines helps you realize how disconnected we are in the west. 
• Most Stunning Beaches / Mountains / Landscapes – Have you seen my photos from my time here? Pictures say a thousand words.
• Fascinating Culture / Delicious Food – For me, the region of Bicol takes the cake. Spicy!! Pinangat and pili nuts are my favorites. Adventurous foods I have tried: Balut, BBQ pig’s blood, Isaw, Dinuguan, Papaitan, Bulalo…etc. 
• Food / Drinks / Housing is all Very Affordable – Beer is barely more expensive than water (and San Miguel Pale Pilsen is GOOD). The cheapest room I ever stayed in was on the stunning island of Camiguin, for just $3.75 USD a night. Usually it’s more like $15 – $20, though. 
• Colorful Jeepney Rides as Daily Transportation – Getting around is even more fun here. Sit on top for the best (and most thrilling) view! 
• Relaxed Attitudes – “Bahala na” is the Filipino term meaning “It’s in God’s hands…we have no control over this, let’s just smile and move on!”

Fun Filipino Quirks:

• Filipinos point with their lips… seriously, it’s true! 
• Filipinos use the expression “nosebleed” when a foreigner comes up to them and asks a question in English. It’s like being under so much pressure that they get a nosebleed suddenly.  I still don’t quite understand this one, but it is SUCH a common joke here.
• “Filipino time” is basically the same as “island time” in Hawaii. “I’ll get there….eventually.” “I’ll get it done….eventually”.  I got used to this while living in the Philippines.
• Cebu Pacific Airlines has a cartoon airplane for a logo, dancing flight attendants, and hip hop music playing as you board – even at 7AM. It makes the whole “flying experience” much more relaxed for those who find it stressful. 
• People sing “Happy Birthday” here just like we do in the U.S., except they don’t use the person’s name. They just repeat “happy birthday” one more time instead. My joke is that Filipino families are SO big ( a LOT of birthdays), it’s easier to do it this way and not have to remember everybody’s name!

“PLEASE WAIT FOR A WHILE SIR”

This is something that I hear Filipinos in customer service say all the time. Of course, from a western perspective this is the LAST thing you want to say to your customers. I try to explain to Filipinos that it’s basically like saying: “OK sir, just sit here and wait a LONG TIME”.

However, due to a few failed experiments with sarcasm, I realized that Filipinos are VERY literal. “Wait for a while” actually makes a LOT more sense than “please wait a moment”, or “wait a sec”, like we say in the west. We are not going to only be a moment or a second…what we actually mean is “a while”!! Oh, the irony. Filipinos have that one figured out.

Living in the Philippines has helped me realize that English doesn’t always make sense, and I’m glad I didn’t have to learn it as an adult. Tagalog is a great language! It just seems more straightforward to me. I can see a brand new word and often pronounce it correctly on the first try. No confusing silent letters, like with English.

THE “KISSING” JEEPNEY DRIVERS…

This is a “jeepney” – a World War 2 jeep converted into public transportation (Filipinos are famous for this – creating just about anything with parts lying around!) In Cebu, drivers patrol the streets looking for passengers. When they see somebody waiting or walking on the side of the road, the driver leans out the window and makes a loud “kissing” (lip smacking) sound to get their attention!

The first time I witnessed this, I was in total disbelief.  Doesn’t matter if it’s a man or a woman. Riders inside the jeepney also smack their lips to tell the driver to stop. Either that, or they just bang a coin on the metal parts of the jeepney to get his attention.  A jeepney ride costs less than 25 cents (US).

Everybody on the jeepney works together to pass fares up to the driver. There is an honor system – but I guess with that many eyes on you as you board, there is tremendous pressure for you to pay!

COMMUNITY, MODESTY, AND “SAVING FACE”

Philippine culture is incredibly social, and food is at the heart of all gatherings. Here, “Have you eaten yet?” is actually a form of greeting. From the minute a Filipino is born, he or she has an extensive network of relatives who are constantly involved in his or life. It is no wonder that Filipinos rarely travel alone, or do anything alone for that matter.

“MALUNGKOT KA?”

One afternoon I was sitting on the beach in El Nido, gazing out to the sea. A group of little girls came up to me and asked “malungkot ka?” (Are you sad?) I was actually quite content, just appreciating the stunning view before me. This question, because I was alone, perfectly illustrates one of the key differences between the Philippines and the western world.

A Culture of Sharing…EVERYTHING

If you pull it out, you better be ready to share it. Living in the Philippines, I learned that everything is communal. Filipinos might feel uncomfortable eating a snack on a crowded bus without offering some to those around them. There is quite a bit of social etiquette in this culture. Dinner is ordered “family style”, and nobody wants to be the one to take the last bite of food on the plate. This is known as “the piece of shame”, and not even I will eat it anymore!

A Look at the Filipino Family

We, as westerners, are independent; Filipinos tend to love being in a group. We “leave the nest” when we grow up and turn 18. Living in the Philippines, your parents may be devastated if you ever decide to leave home! Yes, in many ways, a Filipino family is the complete opposite of ours.

Our parents may feel that they brought us into this world, and that they owe us. In Philippine culture, children owe their parents everything. We might send our parents to a “center for the elderly” when they get older. A traditional Filipino family would never consider such an option – and it has very little to do with economics.

“Ultra” Modesty – and its Possible Negative Effects?

To outsiders, Filipinos may come across as ultra modest.  Nobody wants to appear to be overacting or “O.A.” Kids are discouraged from being too proud of their accomplishments. Sometimes I wonder, could this fear of being perceived as a “show off” keep some Filipinos from “aiming higher” and pursuing success?

Customer Service

Customer service can be frustrating for expats living in the Philippines. Perhaps Filipino customers don’t want to complain and cause an employee to “lose face”. This could lower the overall service at a restaurant or hotel in the long run.

Standards just seem to be lower (*update* – things seem to be improving since I wrote this 5 years ago!). I’ve heard it’s a very “American” thing to complain about services and products, though Europeans definitely do it, too. It may seem like a bad thing, but I believe complaints may help “raise the bar” over time. Customers are the ones who win in the end.

(*Actually,  locals in Manila seem to be better at speaking up and complaining than anywhere else)

For the sake of being globally competitive, I hope the service standards in the Philippines will rise. I suppose the challenge will be preserving that traditional Filipino politeness and etiquette at the same time.

Tipping Culture in the Philippines

* Tipping doesn’t seem too common in Philippine culture –  servers aren’t paid well, either.  This could explain why they don’t always provide the best service. So foreigners, please go easy on them.

ADVICE FOR TRAVEL / LIVING IN THE PHILIPPINES

Let It Go.

Be patient, this is not your country. Learn to relax. Life is too short to get all wound up about slow service and traffic.  The greatest lesson I learned from Filipinos was letting things go.

This is more than just good advice – in a city like Manila, it’s quite literally the only way to hold on to your sanity.

Money Scams and Warnings

Filipinos generally don’t try to rip people off in like in Thailand or Vietnam. Still though, if you’re living in the Philippines (in Manila or Cebu), it’s always a good idea to count your change. We usually put the change in our pocket without a second thought.  Some sneaky employees know that.

I’ve heard this from locals AND expats: Filipinos are very tolerant and patient, but do NOT push them too far. It’s rare, but if their sense of pride & honor is damaged, they’ll reach a boiling point.  If you start fighting then, they may not stop until they’ve finished the job.

Drama and Jealousy in Philippine Culture?

If you’re an expat and end up in a relationship here, buckle your seat belt. Perhaps it’s the Spanish blood, but relationships can be passionate. Fiery…and with loads of jealousy and drama. In fact, drama seems to be a form of entertainment here. Speaking of which, now for one of my least favorite things about living in the Philippines…

Gossip

Locally known as “chismis”. Everybody knows everybody’s business, and they love to pass the time with gossip. Watching a “telenovela” (soap opera) on TV will give you an idea idea of how dramatic Philippine culture can be. When you look at the situation with men’s wives and mistresses, the jealousy does make sense.

The Misconception About Filipinas Marrying For a Green Card

Yes, it is largely untrue. In fact, I know a lot of expats who left their own countries to start living in the Philippines. It’s a place where life is good; no cold winters, most everything is affordable, and regulations are more relaxed. Again, think about how close knit the Filipino family is. Being on the other side of the world is probably the LAST thing a Filipina wants to do.

Hotels and Guest Houses

Every price range is available in the Philippines. Manila, Boracay, and Bohol have top notch accommodations.  I recommend Booking.com.

1 Year Living In the Philippines

I spent 12 months exploring and living in the Philippines…and became a student of Philippine culture in the process. I tried my best to learn not just the Filipino language, but Cebuano, and 3 other dialects as well.

On multiple occasions I have actually even ENJOYED balut (fertilized duck egg). I found “my voice” while exploring countless videoke bars in the provinces…I sang Filipino videoke classics “Pusong Bato” and “My Way”.

In Manila I crossed Edsa on foot and learned the complex jeepney routes. In the lush mountains of Luzon, I slept in a candle lit nipa hut. I swam with giant sea turtles off of Apo Island.

I went fishing in Bacuit Bay, and rode “top load” on a jeepney in Ifugao. I even attended a “witch doctor’s” festival on the enchanted island of Siquijor.

Time to say Goodbye, Philippines

My experiences here have both hardened AND softened me.  This is a good thing. I have tried my best to curb my judgment and accept this culture just as it is. Living in the Philippines was truly unforgettable – and I wouldn’t trade it for anything.

To all I have met here, I sincerely thank you for making me feel so welcome. When I look through my friends list on Facebook, it’s pretty clear I have my own “Filipino Family” now! I have more connections here than I do at home!

When I get on the plane tomorrow I imagine it’s going to be VERY hard.

We WILL meet again.

– Nathan Allen

PS…these are my perceptions based on time living in the Philippines. If you have anything to add or correct, please do post and let me know!

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•  Everywhere you go, beautiful women will stare, smile and giggle. Actually, some men will do this as well.
• Filipinos and their bags are fully screened at security checkpoints. However, if you’re a white guy in the Philippines, the officers will just greet you and smile. Then they’ll wave you through without checking the contents of your giant, suspicious backpack. How could a white man possibly have bad intentions? (Think: Timothy Mcveigh)

• Taxi drivers will automatically stop when they see you on the sidewalk – whether you flag them down or not.
• Speaking of taxis, if the drivers see a white man waiting next to a queue of Filipinos, they will often skip the Filipinos and pick up the white man first.
• They won’t do it for Filipinos, but drivers will stop so that you can cross the street (it seems that hitting a white person is every Filipino driver’s worst nightmare).
• If a white guy in the Philippines gets a job, he can be half as qualified as Filipinos, and still get paid twice as much.
• Caucasians seem to have automatic credibility, and are instant celebrities just about everywhere they go.

Sounds good, right? Well, yes…too good. A white guy in the Philippines is treated like a king! The problem is that he can become quite unpleasant when he gets used to this…and starts acting like a king.

Foreigners Behaving Badly

I heard a story which, unfortunately, is entirely believable. At a bar in Cebu, a very drunk foreigner walked over to a group of Filipinos and tried to talk to a pretty girl who was with her boyfriend. Despite the fact that she was already with a guy, the drunk foreigner demanded that she get up and dance with him.

She politely declined and explained that she was there with her boyfriend and their friends. That was simply not acceptable to this man – he refused to accept that she wasn’t interested in him. After all…he’s white, right? Again, he demanded, and even tried to drag her from the table onto the dance floor.  

When she firmly yelled “no!” to him, this jerk actually had the nerve to take his beer and DUMP it on her!

This is what I’m talking about – the kind of mentality that some of these white men develop in the Philippines. I had to leave the city because this sense of entitlement sickened me so much. I didn’t feel like I fit in with much of the expat community there.

They Should Be Held Accountable

There is a certain mayor in the Philippines who is known for being tough on foreigners who behave badly. He backs up his word, too – he will just deport them! I applaud this man. Caucasians should have to abide by the rules just like everybody else – and not get a free pass.

Fellow Expats: This is Not Our World

On a recent bus trip to Bacolod, I found the inspiration to write this article. You see, I am 6ft 2 inches tall, and my legs are so long that they frequently hit the back of the seat in front of me.

For me, legroom is hard to come by in the Philippines. I have adapted to it. Still, I thought about the many foreigners who would just complain in that situation.

This world was not made for us – for example, if the commuter buses in the Philippines had more legroom, it would be wasted on 98% of Filipinos who don’t need it. There would be less people on each bus, longer wait times at the stations, and less profit to distribute to the drivers and employees.

No, I didn’t come to the Philippines to mold and shape the culture to my liking…I came to observe and appreciate it – to find my place in the Filipino world.

If that means I have to squish into a packed bus on the way to Bacolod, then I will do it with a smile on my face. It’s a small price to pay for so many incredible experiences I’ve had in this country.

If You Don’t Like It, You Don’t Have to be Here

I remember watching a youtube video that a white guy in the Philippines made after living here for 3 years. He ranted and complained about all the ways the country was “backward” and “disgusting”. This video made me furious, because after all, this man was here for THREE YEARS! Why stick around and complain about it for 3 years when you can just leave after 2 weeks?

My guess is that he enjoyed the economic advantages and attention from young girls. Afterward, he enjoyed the staggering web traffic generated by angering the “social media capital of the world”.

Of course, the Philippines also has its share of decent, respectful foreigners. For the rest of you, however, please don’t forget that you can always go home. In fact, I’ll show you to the airport.

If You’re Dating or Married to a Filipina…

I can speak a tiny bit of different Filipino languages. Sometimes I meet Filipinas married to foreigners, and this impresses them. They have been living in the Philippines for years, but their husbands barely know how to say say “thank you” in Filipino.

Perhaps they don’t feel the need to learn the language. Perhaps they just expect the culture to adapt to them?

If you are dating or married to a Filipina, please make an effort to connect with her culture. For goodness sake, this is your wife…possibly the mother of your children.

At the very least, you will help to lift a barrier between you and her family. I’m sure you know by now, family is everything in the Philippines. Filipinos have opened their homes, hearts, and minds to us. The least we can do is treat them with the respect that everybody deserves.

A White Guy In The Philippines is an Ambassador…of sorts

In closing, there was a Chinese man who moved to the U.S. In the 1970s, he told his young daughters to always clean up after themselves and behave well. He said this because their actions reflected on all Chinese people.

For the same reason, I think being a white guy in the Philippines comes with some responsibility. Here in Asia, we represent not only our countries, but also our race. I try not to forget that.

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